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<< Wild second half could be on the way
(Sportsbook Betting Lines) - With the National League's first All-Star Game win over the American League in 14 years now in the books, we turn the page to the second half of the season, when teams really start to kick it into high gear. History tells

<< Montana State adds JUCO pair
Bozeman, MT (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Montana State has added junior college transfers Grayson Galloway and Tyler Potter for the upcoming season. Galloway, a 6-foot-5, 200-pound quarterback, played the last two seasons at Santa Rosa (Calif.) Junior

<< Oregon hires Rob Mullens as athletic director
PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) - Oregon has hired Rob Mullens to be its new athletic director.University president Richard Lariviere announced the move Thursday, saying Mullens brings a ``deep reservoir of experience.''The 41-year-old Mullens arrives from Kent

<< A more patient Billy King becomes NJ Nets new GM
EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. (AP) -On the job as the New Jersey Nets' general manager less than a day, Billy King already is deep into the hunt for a power forward.King has spoken to outgoing general manager Rod Thorn, new coach Avery Johnson and more than

Miller joins Heat >>
Miami, FL (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Mike Miller has become the latest player to join the Miami Heat. Miller said the transaction was official on his personal website. "It's official," Miller tweeted. "Thanks to the Miami Heat organization, Mr.

Ex-Bearcats coach Minter among five new Indiana State assistants >>
Terre Haute, IN (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Former University of Cincinnati football coach Rick Minter has joined third-year Indiana State coach Trent Miles' staff as one of five new assistants. The 55-year-old Minter was named linebackers coach. In

Verdasco, Robredo ease into Bastad quarters >>
Bastad, Sweden (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Second-seeded Spaniard Fernando Verdasco and two-time champion Tommy Robredo of Spain were among Thursday's second- round winners at the Swedish Open. Fourth-seeded Nicolas Almagro was also a Spanish

Warriors sold for record price >>
Oakland, CA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Golden State Warriors have been sold to Joseph Lacob for a record price of $450 million, according to a report Thursday from the Oakland Tribune. Chris Cohan, who had owned the team since 19

FOOTBALL TRASH TALK

Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).

Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.

Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).

Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.

Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.

The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.

What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.

Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.

But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.

In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.